Justin Bieber.

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what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

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Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig *spinning head like neck is gonna break off* Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALI*Y, BEAST*ALITY? AGAIN?

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

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roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

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salad days!

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

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Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

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What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

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So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

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Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

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Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

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why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

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YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

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why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

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You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

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what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

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what do you do when you see the klu klucks klan ? act white

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whos the most unprodutive person ever not hitler her helped over populatin and got rid of the jew they multiply like jews anyways

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A king's son's birthday was coming up and the king asked,"Son i'm the king. You can have anything you want." And the son said,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." For his birthday he got a rollar coster, a pizzaria, a new car, and of corse, some purple ping pong balls. The next year the king asked,"Son, i'm the king, you can have anything you want." and the son said,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." And for his birthday he got a manchin, an iphone, a water park, and of corse some purple ping pong balls. One day, the prince was driving in his car and was in a terrible car accadent. On his death bed, his father asked him one final question,"Son, why did you want all of those purple ping pong balls?" And the son answered,"Well, i wanted all of them because-" and then he died.

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H20." The second one says "why did you come to the bar if you're just going to have water?" and orders a beer.

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Jack just got his new yellow bicycle. His dad got it for his 12th anniversary. Jack was ecstatic to ride it down his street for the first time. He immediately called his friends Paul and Erick and went for his first ride. The neighbors were in AWE when they saw Jack taking off on his new ride. That day the three friends had one of the best day of their young lives, they went up to the lake, had some peanut ice cream and made fun of Alexia. Jack was in love with his new bike and euphoric that they were reunited and did all their favorite things with an incredible amount of passion. Erick hated his new bike.

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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