two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

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Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

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Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

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What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

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What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

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Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

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A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

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What's red and a cow? Red cow

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Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

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What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

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Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

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whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

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Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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