Why did the 16 year old black kid drop out of high school? He started a successful small business selling mixtapes.

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Once upon a time, there was a ghost. The ghost was sneaking up on a little girl when she turned around and asked the ghost "Are you a stalker or something?" The ghost, unable to reply (being a ghost) was then kicked in the shins. The End!

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what did your mom say when she did crack? i am so f***ed up its not even funny, i mean, i literally screwed the racoon in our back yard. i certainly remember a lot of drugs and alcohol. i am pretty sure i raped your friend, billy. I also went all lezbo on your girlfriend. i murdered your brother. he was telling me to stop, so i lit him on fire and made him eat cigarettes. the very abusive mother was then charged with murder, rape, possesion of illegal drugs, assault and several other charges involving that one crazy night. refrigerator.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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what do you call a person who rides a bike a lot? BATMAN!!! -s.s

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Yo mamma's so fat she has her own zip code!!! :) Well... the actual reason is she is filthy rich and her house is so big that it takes up a bunch of room, and now that im talking about her i really wanna be her even though shes fat!

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Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

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why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

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A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

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How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

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Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

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