- Anti Joke

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

knock knock whos there? nobody

'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.