What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

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whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

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Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

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What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

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Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

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knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

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A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

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Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

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An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

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You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

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What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

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What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

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Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

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A man did not like this site

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Depending on the amount of saliva you produce each lick the answer to this question varies species to species.

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A man on his 21st birthday walks into a bar. He orders a piña colada. The bartender then replies "Sorry we do not sell piña coladas here." In disappointment, the man decides to order a different alcoholic drink and later becomes an alchoic for 20 years until he breaks his obsession and remarries his wife and has 5 kids. He then had a great life and died at age 92. He will be missed by his wife and children.

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the holocaust

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Why was Timmy so unpopular at school? Because he caught aids of his pet rock

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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