- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

I hate Jews The Holocaust

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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