Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

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how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

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So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

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Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

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There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

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I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

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Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

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Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

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all these jokes are horrible now

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Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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