- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

123 f*ck off

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

What's brown an sticky Shit

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