- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Nothing. Both of them are lifeless objects, thus lacking the ability to speak.

I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

A guy walks into a grocery store. He asks a lady where the potatoes are. She says on isle 5 He goes to isle 5, but there are no potatoes.

A Canadian walks into a bar, he rubs his head, steps around the bar, and walks into a bar. He has a great time hanging out with his friends and having a few drinks

i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

Why did the Indian cross the road? Trail of Tears.

What is worse than Shaq's free throw percentage? The free throw percentages of Reggie Evans, Bo Outlaw, Andris Biedrins, Wilt Chamberlain, Chris Dudley and Ben Wallace.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

What did the female lady person say to the baby? Get Some.

What did dyslexic Old McDonald say? . . . I have a learning disability that impairs my fluency and comprehension accuracy in being able to read and spell

A boy walks home from school. On his way home some bullies stole his kite. When the boy got home he was greeted by a police officer that told him that his parents had been killed. The boy started crying and the Police officer said " whats wrong?". The boy replied " some bullies stole my kite".

Knock knock Whos there An axe murderer oh sweet come on in.... dinners on the stove and i am here all alone

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