- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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