- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

how do you call someone? use a phone

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

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