- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

There was a chicken. It squarked.

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

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