Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

Q

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

Manchester City

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

Who is John Galt?

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

every knight i see an owl at window

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

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