What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

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Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

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Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

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what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

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What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

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What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

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