whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

Equal rights!

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

Diarrhea

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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