What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

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yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

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Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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A man walks into a bar. Sup.

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Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

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Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

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I'm Andrew Schmitt

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Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

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Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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call me maybe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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