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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when a man farts then a giraffe digests the gas and then poops into the mouth of a rabid baby raccoon? A raisin coated in corn flakes with digestive fluid sauce.

Why are you a chicken? Because I say cock-a-doodle doo

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. 97

Whats the difference between and ? Blue custard

Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

Why did the jew go to the doctors? Because he had a severe headache.

A guy walks into a bar and says "ouch!" The bartender says "are you okay?" "Yeah I just stubbed my toe" Then the guy walks it off, and then orders a drink.

Why did the goose cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

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