- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

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