- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have read and agreed to the terms of service

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Dead.

What do you call a black man on the moon - A Problem What do you call 5 black men on the moon - A Bigger Problem What do you call every black person on the moon - Problem Solved!

Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

Your friend says "Hi" What do you say back? You say "chunky salsa?" She said "what?" You think she knows you made out with her boyfriend last night. So... You blurt out " I'm SO sorry I made out with your boyfriend lastnight" Know.... Your dead meat.

"Hey baby, how much?" "$2.99 each or 2 for $5.00, Steve." "Thanks Baby, I'll take 2."

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? Perhaps he was doing a project on tree-life.

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