A drunk guy walks into a car

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

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What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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what do you call a young man? a little boy

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Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

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What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

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The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

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a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

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Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

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Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

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Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

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rocky is staring at us from outside...

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rocky is here again.......................

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Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

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WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

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some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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