What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

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Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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pobody's nerfect

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Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

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I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

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whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

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what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

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Not really a anti joke: Superman is flying over town when he suddenly spots a completely naked Spiderwoman moaning and all sweaty while rubbing her her legs, This gets Superman really h0rny but does not want to get caught, so he flies down and bangs away so fast nobody notices a thing a thing and leaves. Spiderwoman: Hey honey whats wrong? Please come lie on top of me again! Invisible Man: AAAAAAARGH!!! IT FEELS LIKE I HAVE A DAMN BOWLING BALL UP MY ASS HOLE!!!

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What do you call an amazing person Good

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What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

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How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Link ate ink to make him sink.

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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