Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

What's blue? The sky.

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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