- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Theres an app for the iPhone.

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

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