- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

anti jokes are really funny

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

Knock knock. Get out!!

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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