- Anti Joke

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

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Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.