How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

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Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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like most people my age. im 27

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

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What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

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Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

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Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

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why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

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Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -He thought it was a game Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? -He had no arms Why did the girl fall off her bike? -She was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator

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A man is talking to his friend. The man suddenly picks up a banana. He says "hello anybody there?" The banana says "yes." After a while of conversing, the man suddenly puts the banana down in a sad type of way. The man then says to his friend "I'm sorry, but your sun has just died in horrible accident.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

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There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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