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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

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