- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

The cream, it is coming

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

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Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

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