- Anti Joke

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

knock knock Goodbye

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

Women's rights.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z