- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

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why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

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