Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

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thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

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What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

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Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

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Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

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What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

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How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

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The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

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womens rights

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

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Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

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Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

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A brunette, redhead, and a blond were on a road trip when their car broke down in the middle of a desert. The red-head offered to walk down the road to get help, for none of them knew how to repair the car. She walked down the road in the direction they were headed, but never came back. The redhead and blond died several days later in the shade of the car as a result of extensive heat exhaustion.

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldn't tell any funny jokes? He went to Anti Joke and posted 1000's.

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Nero, seriously, one way or the other, ill kill you, my mom blushes like every time people talk to her so fuck you, my sister if you touch her, ill.... Man, stop and ill forgive you, and I am very very sorry, now stop sending me those pics, and please do not post them anywhere, Line would not want to.

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whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion getting raped by 2 giant scorpions

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Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

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I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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