how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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