Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

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it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

What do you call an arab ?

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

Anti Joke

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