- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

Knock knock come in.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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