Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

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why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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Llamaworm

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the bible

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What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

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Why was the man sad? His brother died.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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Q: What did the monkey say to the parrot? A: I like trains so feed me bananas!

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what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

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why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

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what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

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What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

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A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

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What does? 42

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What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

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chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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