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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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