It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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charlie sheen becomes sober.

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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Penis

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Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

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Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

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A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

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knock knock... ...no answer

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

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A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

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Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

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