How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

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Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

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Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

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Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

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Gustavo Andrade

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What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

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Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

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how much fish could a chicken

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A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

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