This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

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Whats the answer to life? im not sure

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

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What's long hard and black A drain pipe

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You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

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What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

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What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

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Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

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What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

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Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

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What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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