- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

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