- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

Your Mom

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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