What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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A lady was walking to the grocery store as she was walking she saw a old lady with a dog behind them where two black merses and about 200 women behind the merses. The lady Rushes over and ask '' Maim i am sorry to bother you but i would like to know who you lost and how?'' The old lady paused for a minute and awnsered '' I lost my husband and mother in law, Well My husband had just walked in to the house and my new dog went and ferousiously atacted him my mother in law had been living with us at the time she the jumped in and tried to help him They both died because of blood loss'' The lady looked at her with simpathy and thought i feel sorry for her husband and his mother she then asked '' Can i barrow your dog'' the old lady looked puzzled and said '' Get in line '' The lady walked to the end of the line as the dog was Passed to a women and taken home then passed back. When the women got her turn she thought do i want to kill my husband then she thought yes

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

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What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

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a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

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Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

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Bob: Say this word that I spell out. Jane: Ok Bob: N.I.N.A. Jane: Um...Nina? Bob: Correct. Now try N.I.N.O. Jane: Nino like el nino Bob: Good. How about N.I.N.E. Jane: Ninny? Bob: Hahaha wrong

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why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

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- Helen Keller

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

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-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

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Why couldn't the little kid get to sleep? His dog was on fire

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

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What's the worlds best ice cream? Well overall I opinion is that because but I believe down to the but don't forget to mention that chocolate ice cream plays a huge however to flip the argument moreover I find it absurd that on the plus side four sides to tell the truth I wouldn't know to summarize the argument whereas to differ I would my final point is that Chocolate Ice cream is nice.

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

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Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

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I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

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cory is gay

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