- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

I am quite mature.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

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