- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

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What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

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