- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

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