What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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Uhh, yeah, some of it, I mean people never looked me in the eyes on the buss really, I dunno,if you think I am pretty maybe it is just your opinion or something, but thanks, you are hones and its nice. Never been out drinking, I am you know, kinda nerdy, I just prefer hanging out with friends at home.

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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You know those people that learned the true name of God, as God asked kindly... ...Well you know God can be nice sometimes but he actually COMMANDED they keep his name secret forever? They became the first people known as Jehova`s witnesses... JEHOVAH<<< SECRET NAME ANYBODY? So much for keeping his secret name guys! They claim that only a few thousand humans will ascend to heaven, in other words all of the JEHOVA`s witnesses... All two billions of them or something... For keeping his name (Cough JEHOVAH) secret. SUCCESS!

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I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

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What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

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A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

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If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

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Penis

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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kieran is a homosexual

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How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

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Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

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What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

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Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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