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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

What long black and tasty? Licorice

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

identical jokes get different votes.

why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

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