How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

Cleavlin has a shmaaala dik

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

Jacob Edwards has friends.

knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

save me from the nothing ive become

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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