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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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Q: When birds fly in a "V", why is one side always longer? A: There is one extra bird on that side

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

why did the shark bite the surf board? It thought it was turtle.

relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

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