- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

What did Newton say to Einstein? Nothing, Newton was dead before Einstein's birth.

If you send someone fudge, you should write them a poem with it Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge!

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

White NBA players.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

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