How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

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why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

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What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

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What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

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What is my name? I dont know

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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Democracy.

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

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What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

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I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

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How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Chuck Norris.

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfectly straight line? It is impossible for humans to draw perfect lines.

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What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

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Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

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