- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

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