- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

Why is this joke funny It isn't

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

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My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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