It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your worries you have aids!

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Why did the black man laugh at my joke? k.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

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Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

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What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

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Black people

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

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Bob: Say this word that I spell out. Jane: Ok Bob: N.I.N.A. Jane: Um...Nina? Bob: Correct. Now try N.I.N.O. Jane: Nino like el nino Bob: Good. How about N.I.N.E. Jane: Ninny? Bob: Hahaha wrong

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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