Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

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What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

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Poop

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why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

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What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

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Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

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what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

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whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

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why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

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why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

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What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

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Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

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a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

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What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

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You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

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what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

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Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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