- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

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