One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

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What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

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Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

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Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

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A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

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What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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