- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

Knock Knock Dude there is no door

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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