- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

Your're racist.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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