- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

call me maybe.

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

You want to hear a joke? Republican

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

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