- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

how much fish could a chicken

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

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