What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

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why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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