cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

the midget went to the midget store

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

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a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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