- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the song that goes like, duh duh da duh duh duh da da do?

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

Justin Beiber is a good singer

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

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