- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

Q- Why? A- Why not?

Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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