- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

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What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

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What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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