- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

homosexual rights to marriage

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

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