- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

autistic kids rock

Roses are red.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Your mam is so fat.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

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