Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the seat next to you? A: Whatever his name happens to be.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? It depends on how many seats there are, but some could double-buckle and stuff like that to fit more if necessary.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Goodbye to the people who hated on me

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Why did the man drink a glass of water? Why not?

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

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Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

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A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

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Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

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Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

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What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

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why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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