- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

Your mom.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

Casey Anthony kills a baby

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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