An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

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People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

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What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

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how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

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A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

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Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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