- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

What's 9+10 Ebola

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

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