What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Dead girls can't say no.

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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